Senator in the news

I swear that this is getting to be almost too easy. Anyone out there have a problem believing that the unindited senior manslaughterer from Massachusetts tried to work with the KGB to help the Democrats defeat Ronnie in his second run? Despite the fact that Kennedy is an American by birth, the siren song of power calls far too loudly to him to let a tiny bit of treason stand in the way of his pursuit of socialist democratisch Nirvana. Thank God this zipperhead (4runner to Mild Bill Clintoon, thanks to his waitress sandwiches) never was a serious Presidential contender, instead devolving into a hilarious Senatorial pretender.