Eee-Yup!

I freakin' HATE flying commercially. As Greybeard will attest, the best way to know a country is see it from 100 feet at 100 knots with the door open and a round chambered. Mineta's Morons are doing their best to psychologically destroy passengers under their control...
But, of course, that's only my opinion. WHAT'S YOURS??

My time has been taken over

Liable to be very light in posting for next week, as I must go out of town for work. Not back to NOLA, thank you.
My leisure time has been destroyed. I bought the 5 seasons of Combat! on 40 dvd's. 160 hours of the tv show plus commentary. I still haven't finished the first season of CSI - finished the second. Plus CSI's on Spike TV every night. And History Channel is playing a history of the PBY now - love that crusty old amphib. Somewhere I've got an electric-powered kit of the PBY - I'll build it in retirement, I guess.... Prolly still be watching the dvds.
Boss darlin' from N'Awlins stopped by last night - she's in town for training - and the Boss, boss darlin', and myself went out to dinner last night. The ladies got along like a house afire, so I was free to mentally hang out and pontificate occasionally. I'm almost qualified to do that.... Much fun for all.
Gonna finish off the taxes and get 'em in the mail. Looks like we owe everybody a little bit, so I loaned them no money for zero interest.
For some reason, I can get behind W on the ports. I think the upside will be greater than the percieved downside. Even if Jimmeh agrees with him - a broken clock is right twice a day.....

According to radioequalizer.blogspot.com Soros is spearheading a drive to raise up to $8 million moonbatbucks to keep Air America afloat. No word if they're paying off the Boys and Girls Clubs.... And all y'all mill have to listen to Springer's whiny diatribes on WTAM about how we OWE it to "progressives" to listen so there is a "balance" on the broadcast airwaves. Pony Pucks! Get an idea or a clue worth listening to and then kick the other shows asses in the ratings. Laissez les capitalism roule! Or pile $8 million up and torch it. Choice belong you. BTW - wonder how many listeners WTAM lost to WEOL? At least on the West Side.....

Wonder why all the global port administrator corporations are now non-First World-European-American? Why isn't Halliburton or BrownRoot and Kellog in the biz? Why is P&O bailing out? I don't know.

As you were. I'll be in the company area the rest of the day...

My fault, Big Shot....

Those of you old enough to have seen the Little Rascals will grok the title.

Okay, I was off by a factor of 2. Jeez, Louise, if y'all expect perfection, go elsewhere. Read the words graven on the USS Clueless logs...
{Sad that Steven had to quit "thinker" blogging. I spent 2 days reading all of his archives after I found his site years ago. If you can find one of the archival copies of his USS Clueless blog - stop. Relax. Read from his archives. Think. You are now a more-informed entity. Rinse and repeat.}

Sorry. Us old farts live in the past....

As I mistakenly said, "may be up to 50 deaths." Blew the prediction by that above-mentioned factor of 2. The mind is more and more boggled by the irrationality-by-my-lights behavior of the death-by-rioters groups offended by ink in the form of cartoons.
Not very good cartoons, even. (Go to Fark.com for photoshop fun.)

Not sure that the "stricture" against portrayal of the pedophile Mohammed ever was real, but, "what-the-jihad, let's have one to prove we're the religion of peace" seems to be the mood over there in the mideast. For no apparent reason.
Now the mosque explosions. The folks stirring the pot whipped up a good explosive situation - no pun intended - to inflame Iraq along religious/tribal/societal lines. If this incitement works, there will be major problems in Iraq. The best possible result is a dampening of the demonstrations/riots by the Iraquis themselves due to their desire for a stable country.

I agree with the UAE contract, BTW. Even if Jimmeh does.

Crap, nevah thought THAT would happen..... but I do like sweet tea....

Hello Kali-4-Knee-Ya....

Instead of PAYING for anthesiologists ( OK, I can't spell anymore - OR any less...) because the convicted murderer might feel pain - wrap primacord about his neck twice or thrice. No time for pain.

Whaddaya say about THAT, judgie Fogle? Does that fulfill your criterion for a painless death? I admire the effort you put into becoming a judge - and I'd like to think that you can calculate according to high school physics. Painless is less of an issue than cleaning up.....

Not enough to make me go outside and scream.....

Hopefully, unless a 4-year-old draws a "new insult to the Islamonazis in the form of a cartoon", nothing worse than the "homicide bombers in the mosque" will happen prior to the next bullstuff post. Otherwise, there may be up to 50 deaths. Maybe.

But guaranteed to be fewer than the UN permits per day in Africa because the the blue helmets can't (won't) stop the slaughter in Darfur.

The UN and PeanutMan want to tell y'all what you should do. Too bad both of 'em have the moral standing of Saddam. Combined.

Bring On The Fatwa!!

Durka! Durka! Who knew that Muslims are so much into raving? (Tip o' the chapeau to the Hounds....)

(Can you tell due to the number of posts that today was a day off?)

Imagine...

The reaction of all those liberal wankers who are wringing their hands over our PORTS being RUN by FURRINERS (it's not SAFE, why are the Republithugs DOING this?) if the contract was unilaterally awarded to.....



Halliburton.

Chuckie Schumer might disappear up his own waste orifice.... (hopefully, on Pay-Per-View) Hell, Shrillary (HILLARY IN 2008!!) might join him in it...

[snicker] {guffaw} UNCONTROLLED MIRTH!!!

Found!

Found a new blog that may interest some of y'all here. Anybody that quotes Georgie Patton in his second post should have a long and productive blogging experience.

You GO, Mojo!

But wait!

From "Gates of Vienna":


Gotta love it..... NOT a cartoon of Mo-the-pedophile....

Once more into the breach.....

Well, the Lame Stream Broadcast Media seems to think it doesn't need to accept advertisements that upset it. ABC affiliate KSTP in Minneapolis-St. Paul turned down a 60-second commercial funded by the Progress for America Voter Fund because it stated the ad "unfairly claimed that the media is misleading people about the lack of progress in the war". General Manager Rob Hubbard went on to claim "it may or may not be true for other media, but we know it's not true about us, which is why we wouldn't take those spots." DFL Party Chairman Brian Melendez called a news conference to call the ad "un-American, untruthful and a lie."
"Minnesota has a chance to take a stand against this misleading and untruthful propaganda," he said. Referring to controversial ads that ran during the last presidential race, he said, "Minnesota TV stations should pull this ad and send a message that we will not tolerate this kind of 'swift-boating' anymore."
BTW - What does "DFL" stand for? Surely not what I could imagine it stands for.....
Looks like Jill Edwards and Ashley Miller from the U of Washington have a job waiting for their little trust fund butts......
But there's hope. (H/T to the lovely Ms. Malkin.)

Whaddya think? Week, week-and-a-half more of hyperventilation over quail-hunting? Or can it be dragged all the way to the election this year? How much idiocy can the LSM purvey?

(Note: All questions are rhetorical.)

Great Boogly Mooglies Part 2, 3, and 4

2 - Shahz-bot! The proverbial brass monkey and attendant cannon balls had best be in a warm place. It's 10 freakin' Fahrenheit out there and windy, my car door was frozen shut this a.m., and the dogs are turning the area right around the back door into a turd farm. (Not unlike Patricia Cornwell's "body farm"). "Only goin' ten feet, Dad, hold the damn door OPEN! NOW!"
Doesn't slow down their caloric intake, but sure hastens the speed of output.... Yah, it's February in Cleveland, but I doesn't has to like it.... "Course complaints about the smell and mass of deposition will start to occur around Wednesday, when the temp is supposed to hit the 40's. And the snowblower is NOT an option.....

3 - Canna believe the WH MSM press corp(se) got so bent out of shape after they were "scooped" (see above) by that local Texas paper. That's what happens when you dream each night of being Woodward/Bernstein (or, in Helen Thomas' case - Deep Throat). Personally, I'd like to see the VP hold a lottery among the press pool trolls to go on his next hunting trip as Cheney's guest. Pay-per-view income of their reactions to the offer might equal the $68K Reid got from Abramoff's clients....

4 - Of course, the Lame Stream Media has covered itself in the dogs' byproducts in the way they cut and ran from publishing those crappy little cartoons (sounds like their bung-hole buddy Murtha). Tell ya what, journalistic nutless wonders, run an AlJazeera cartoon that has been acccurately translated next to each of the 12 originals. Sac up. (Ask a member of the military for a definition.) You've been tongue laving their left hand usage area for so long, I bet they'd let you get away without even raping your livestock and families ( you're already self-gelded) - as long as you printed/broadcast their self-excuses, daily hate and anti-Semitism...
Shame you've been shown up by the Daily Illini's suspended Editor-In-Chief Acton Gorton. But that's to be expected. Seems he was in the 82nd (HOO-AH!) and a medic in the Reserves. (Any vets you may have on the staffs of your papers date to WW2 and, like Dick Feagler of the Cleveland Pud, only desire to live their remaining years in curmudgeonly peace.) Acton has side-stepped the usual lib-wank group-think that passes for freedom of the press now. After publishing them on the opinion page, with his name, photo, and position next to the 6 cartoons he published, he has been suspended and expects to be fired. (The gutless wonders pulled the Illini archives, the lovely Michelle Malkin has a link to a cached version here.) UPDATE: Big Motha Cory scrubbed the Google cache, too. Wonder if she's Chinese.....
Hugh Hewitt does an interview with him on his blog - read that AND the Helen Thomas interview immediately following.... The really bright spot? Gorton has hired "Junaid Afeef, a founding member of the Muslim Bar Association in Illinois and also one of the original members of the National Association of Muslim Lawyers." (Hat-tip to the Jawa Report.)

Time to go out into the cold and scream again......

Listen UP, people

Today's assignment is to check out this website. Greybeard et al. who have been here since the start understand where this is coming from.
Yah, we're good at killing people and breaking shit. But this website expands on our missions...

Major HOO-AH to all concerned......

12 Years Ago today

... a certain red MinPin (Hi Scarlet!) entered our house and changed our lives for the better - I guess. In honor of all dogs everywhere, I bring you the story of Sniffer.... stolen from here....

A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and asks why the dog is allowed on the plane. The second man explained that he is a DEA agent and that the dog is a "Sniffing dog." His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."
The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the agent says: "Watch this." He tells Sniffer to "search." Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally sits very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniffer then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the Agent's arm.The agent says, "Good boy", and he turns to the man and says, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.""Say, that's pretty neat" replies the first man.
Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and this time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm.The agent says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police." "I like it!" says his seat mate.
The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again. Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to shit all over the place.The first man is really grossed out by this behavior and can't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would act like that, so he asks the agent. "What's the hell's going on?"The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"

A Professor with a Mind

Mike Adams is a criminology professor at UNCW. Unlike most of his liberal (progressive, according to Jerry-freakin'-Springer) colleagues, he doesn't have his head up his waste chute. In his townhall.com article, he calls out ALL kinds of oxygen wasting rectacranialists...... Get thee hence and read it. Then read his series regarding feminist professors......

OODA

Observe, orient, decide, act. OODA, as an acronym. It deserves as much publicity and usage as IAO (improvise, adapt, overcome).
A gentleman by-act-of-Congress named John R. Boyd discovered the principles of OODA. (His contemporaries seemed to have slowed his career to the point of stop). And sacrificed his career on the altar of the United States. He didn't see the fruits of his thoughts in the GWOT. Mental flexibilty and acuity as evinced by Col. Boyd is a force multiplier of the first water. It is also a renewable resource if nurtured properly.
But be damned glad officers like Col. Boyd are still in our military......

CUMP-nee! Tench-HUT!

HAND SALUTE!

AT Ease...

Vaya con dios, Colonel. RIP..... Yes, I understand you've been gone for years - but your legacy lives on.

(Thanks and the usual hat-tip to Iron Cross 11 for reminding me of the OODA cycle......) Just added his site to my "blogroll" - as if y'all care.... But he's worth it.

Not a cartoon.....

What do you suppose would be the average "pore, sensitive pedophilic raghead's" reaction to the following street scene? After his heart was re-started, of course....



Probably be a lot more accepting of it if she were wearing a habit......

H/T to Curmudgeonly and Skeptical.

Okay, Okay

Goin' for the humor button now. Stolen from I-forget-who, here is:

Jesus and Mo.

Remove all liquids from the area prior to perusal.......

Move, you maggots...

Cump-NEE. Tench-HUT.

You will report to here - and you will sign up. ON THE DOUBLE! DIS-missed.....

Smoke 'em if you got 'em....

Y'All have GOTTA

.. be shitting me. The "noisy" Islamicists (spelled I-s-l-a-m-o-n-a-z-i-s) are now howling over cartoons produced for a contest in Denmark last SEPTEMBER?? Other than the head/azzole imam in Denmark faking 3 offensive cartoons to go with the 12 innocent ones as he did the "Let's Fire Up The Ignorant" Tour of Syria, Lebanon, Egypt, etc., what has changed?

The media focus was on the Iranian enrichment and weapons program, that's what. Now with all the panache, truth, and photo ops of the "Flushing Korans at Gitmo" Tour, the LSM has ANOTHER reason to apologise for the Wahhabist psychopathology, explain why Jim-meh is right and Bushitler is wrong, and ignore the modifications of the N. Korean missles going on now to permit the fitting of the Hiroshima-type weapons that are under construction NOW. The Gray Lady is going to be very upset when Turtle Bay becomes collateral damage to the nuking of Wall Street. At least, the editors that work from home...... Flyover country is gonna be pissed. Not about Turtle Bay (unless John "The Stashe" Bolton is there) but the Rockettes. Or the Village. Or the Bowery. Or Broadway. Not a good idea..... Y'all don' wanna cheese us off seriously....

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE IMPENDING DOOM BEHIND THE CURTAIN.

But (to borrow from the peace-niks' unlearned history):

"Better dhead than dhimmi."

Know it, feel it, live it. Or die at their whim..... Unfortunately, like every generation, we live in interesting times. Let's hope our grandkids have the same opportunity.

For The First Time

...the rich-due-to-race-pandering Jesse Jackson clone is right his public bullshit pontifications:

"....but being nonpartisan doesn't mean being noncritical. And it doesn't even mean criticizing all parties equally. If the Democrats were doing anything, we'd criticize them, too," Mr. Bond said.

RANT MODE ON!

" IF the Democrats were doing anything....." Master Bond stated. - HE KNOWS HOW HE GETS HIS BUCKOS!! And appreciates that as long as the libs go along with the victim scam - he has cash, they have power (of a sort, at various space-times), and the 80% reliable African-American voter would do their donations.... All of the African-American body politic prospers except the next generation that can make Julie and Jesse irrelevant (see 2 paragraphs below).

'Course he think we all be Nazis iffen we don't agree...

" I hate Illinois Nazis..." - Elwood

I ain't fond of ANY intolerant azzoles... regardless of sewer of origin.... Right now, Nazis are so far down the "How We Are Fucking America" list I think AlGore has them by 14 positions.... and he is seated in the #36 slot....

SECOND PARAGRAPH BELOW!!

Thank DARPA for the 'Net. We can read quality folks like La Shawn, Boortz, Baldilocks (kisses to ya - you're a lovely hooman bean) , Chris Muir, Kim DuToit, Ollie, Acidman, and Al - and never care iffen you're disadvantaged or male or crazy or brown or a vet or a cat. The world of electrinfo is open to anyone and everyone that

Life as we know it in 'Merica will change. If you haven't read "Tribes", be missing. You aren't on the same planet as my readers..... After you've read it, there's a quiz.....


Now think again:
Are you proud to be in your tribe?
Does your tribe protect your values?
Did you join your tribe under duress?
Are you a suvivor or a victim? Discuss......

RANT MODE OFF!

They could only become morons if they upgraded their O/S...

Take a look at the pix at Michelle's place.
I've heard of death wishes before, but this is ludicrous. Insane. As if a kaffiyeh will protect you from the fruits of your own stupidity.
Children, you have no CLUE what a can of whoop-ass you are asking to open. But if you persist, Arabic will be spoken only in hell. Doubt it? Ask the Germans or Japanese what happened when they asked for the wind..... Then make your piece (deliberate) with your pedophilic Moon god....

BTW - screw the Foggy Bottom boyz-and-girlz. Last time that the State Defartment (deliberate) backed the US government was when John Jay ran 'em. Time to start testing MOABs and doin' gun-runs with Warthogs on 'em.... If they are singin' "Kumbaya" with the CIA at the time so much the better.... Problem with that? See me.

FOAD. En masse....

Our Fiends (sp) at HeyBeeSee

Y a gotta love the moral turpitude and bias that the LameStreamMedia(aka LSM) shows the populace routinely depending on the fact that the VastMajority (aka the blogosphere) won't notice any slant and consume the "news" without complaint.
Since DARPA (not AlGore) invented the 'Net, it ain't happenin'.... Case in point...
Brent Bozell at Townhall.com noticed the tar'n'featherin' that Nightline wants to put on Scalia and Thomas at this post. I am forced to believe that the LSM is so enamored of itself that they think the wishin' hand fills up first.... Morons.....
Oh, BTW - 72-25...
The Man needed to say a bunch of different stuff last night (Hey, Vinnie - we find anybody crossin' the Rio Grande NOT at a highway, we'll blow them to Perdition! Uniforms and LMGs be damned. MM-Kay? Tuff shit.. Talk to the Warthogs... - just for example.). Stop the hemorrhaging at the border NOW. Or we'll turn off the tap of the dollars being sent legally through the banks to Mexico.
Try smuggling greenbacks down South if there is a bounty on 'em....

I must go outside and scream now.....