Randomness

"Politics is supposed to be the world's second-oldest profession. These days it bears a very close resemblance to the first."
"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't." - George Tenet
About John *spit* Kerry's pursuit of a second Democratic Presidential nomination - "He's going around the country stirring up apathy"
"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity" - Michael Bloomberg
Sen. Trent Lott on Howard Dean's statement that he is his own worst enemy - "Not while I'm alive, he isn't."

I like the Screamer. He has the perfect job - unless you think the USofA should have a viable two-party system.....