Teapot Tempests

I see now that the Islamofascists are all bent out of shape hearing words from the Pope from 700 years in their future (they live in the 7th century and the quote was from the 14th). So Dr. Bari, head of the Muslim Council of Britain, claimed that the Pope stirred up a lot of "dismay and hurt". This was sufficient reason for Bari to fire up his waaaaaaaahmbulance and threaten to send all 2 million British Muslims on a suicide spree.
Please.
Start it.
Have your willing butt-boys at the BBC record and broadcast it. You won't forgey it - because the gloves don't go back on once you discard them......