PW08/Bambiden and Whiny Dickie Feagler

That's pretty much all you need to ID the sides this election - POW/WOW 08 vs Bambam and Get-Along Joe (aka PW8 and BGJ) . The sides that will carry the election are still drawn with a carpenter's pencil on butcher paper. There's what, 65 days left in the contest?
Today's Buttcheese Award goes to Dickie Feagler of the local fishwrap. He has been lib-rul since he went to Vietnam (as a reporter) and was "horrified". He reached his columnist peak in the annually reprinted "Aunt Ida" column since last century. He sees himself as another Mike Royko. (If you don't grok Royko, flagellate yourselves. Now.)
"Dunno Dick, why is a group of women voting for a woman because she's a woman more heinous than a group of blacks voting for a black because he's black? DNC estimates show <5%>80% of blacks are inclined to vote for Bambam (due to his race?). That, of course, has nothing to do with race and everything to do with gender. Put yer bloody tinfoil back on, ya mutt...."
"Bush bad, lied for war."
"Yer fulla shit, Dick. Take one of the 3 dozen or so 155 binary munitions we've found in Iraq, spin it up to simulate flight, and then detonate it in the Senate chamber. I gare-on-tee that the surviving Congress critters would be of a mind that the US had found WMD in Iraq... Also raise the DC average IQ somewhat..."

Meanwhile the rest of the political BS is exploding. The battle of the spin doctors is on, bitch! Let's see who's left standing in November... May the Good Lord help this country...
Oh yeah, fer folkies like me...