*Giggle-snort*

Department of "I Don't Care Who Y'are, Thass Funny":

You May Be in Violation of The Military’s
“Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell Policy If….”

You don’t know what Bivouac-ing means but it sounds deliciously decadent


You question aloud in the platoon CP why there are so few Barbra Streisand based cadences


You pile atop your friends and claim you, “heard another mortar”


You have used the “Sergeant, I was just practicing CPR when the Kenny Chesney song started playing” four times this month to your leadership

Go to David's blog and read it all.