Snerk! AND Giggle-snort, too

This sentence from Stingray in his review of the crapflick Avatar kicked over my giggle-box so hard, I had to share it with y'all:

(driving an insanely complicated and expensive system on a totally unfamiliar planet where there is no reasonable expectation you would be able to tell the difference between a rock and the grand unified theory of everything written in glow-paint across Dita Von Teese’s boobs while she sang “Camptown Races” with a sparkler sticking out of her ass)

I mean, this is freakin' comedy gold, ladies and gentlemen. Go on over here and read his take on Pocohontas in Space. And enjoy the mental pictures...
Then read Lab-rat's take on it.