Vatting Our Asses...

And now a message from the economic brain trust:

Greetings. My name is Paul Volcker, former honcho at the Federal Reserve. I was nominated to that position by one James Earl Carter, which tells you pretty much everything you need to know. Presently I am an economic advisor to pResident Obeyme.

Paulie then explains the next vibrating buttplug that the Hopey folks have planned for the economy. And he means it. Or at least the dude with no name does....