Skyfall

Yesterday the Lovely and Talented wife managed to do a little skywalking in our garage off of the stairway that leads to the upper floor. It looks like it was a 3 or 4 foot drop to the floor. She broke and displaced the right radius, bruised several ribs, and abraded/"gravel rashed" the right side of her forehead on the concrete floor, wrenching her neck severely. She was transported to the local hospital and held last night for observation. As I understand it, she will need surgery on the wrist soon. She will have a cast on for a minimum of the next six weeks, as well as a world-class pair of shiners that have already begun blooming.
And the poor dear is going to be subject to my cooking.....