Great Boogly Mooglies Part 2, 3, and 4

2 - Shahz-bot! The proverbial brass monkey and attendant cannon balls had best be in a warm place. It's 10 freakin' Fahrenheit out there and windy, my car door was frozen shut this a.m., and the dogs are turning the area right around the back door into a turd farm. (Not unlike Patricia Cornwell's "body farm"). "Only goin' ten feet, Dad, hold the damn door OPEN! NOW!"
Doesn't slow down their caloric intake, but sure hastens the speed of output.... Yah, it's February in Cleveland, but I doesn't has to like it.... "Course complaints about the smell and mass of deposition will start to occur around Wednesday, when the temp is supposed to hit the 40's. And the snowblower is NOT an option.....

3 - Canna believe the WH MSM press corp(se) got so bent out of shape after they were "scooped" (see above) by that local Texas paper. That's what happens when you dream each night of being Woodward/Bernstein (or, in Helen Thomas' case - Deep Throat). Personally, I'd like to see the VP hold a lottery among the press pool trolls to go on his next hunting trip as Cheney's guest. Pay-per-view income of their reactions to the offer might equal the $68K Reid got from Abramoff's clients....

4 - Of course, the Lame Stream Media has covered itself in the dogs' byproducts in the way they cut and ran from publishing those crappy little cartoons (sounds like their bung-hole buddy Murtha). Tell ya what, journalistic nutless wonders, run an AlJazeera cartoon that has been acccurately translated next to each of the 12 originals. Sac up. (Ask a member of the military for a definition.) You've been tongue laving their left hand usage area for so long, I bet they'd let you get away without even raping your livestock and families ( you're already self-gelded) - as long as you printed/broadcast their self-excuses, daily hate and anti-Semitism...
Shame you've been shown up by the Daily Illini's suspended Editor-In-Chief Acton Gorton. But that's to be expected. Seems he was in the 82nd (HOO-AH!) and a medic in the Reserves. (Any vets you may have on the staffs of your papers date to WW2 and, like Dick Feagler of the Cleveland Pud, only desire to live their remaining years in curmudgeonly peace.) Acton has side-stepped the usual lib-wank group-think that passes for freedom of the press now. After publishing them on the opinion page, with his name, photo, and position next to the 6 cartoons he published, he has been suspended and expects to be fired. (The gutless wonders pulled the Illini archives, the lovely Michelle Malkin has a link to a cached version here.) UPDATE: Big Motha Cory scrubbed the Google cache, too. Wonder if she's Chinese.....
Hugh Hewitt does an interview with him on his blog - read that AND the Helen Thomas interview immediately following.... The really bright spot? Gorton has hired "Junaid Afeef, a founding member of the Muslim Bar Association in Illinois and also one of the original members of the National Association of Muslim Lawyers." (Hat-tip to the Jawa Report.)

Time to go out into the cold and scream again......