Dear God -UPDATED

Well, it appears that it is now official that everyone who is not on the White House staff, black, or a Democrat is dumber than a blivet*. Butthead Bobby Gibbs starts the inning:

"I think the Fraternal Order of Police endorsed McCain," Gibbs fired back at reporters, referring to Obama's Republican opponent in the 2008 election. "If I'm not mistaken."

After that whiff,he goes on to proclaim:

The president's spokesman said it was Crowley's idea for the three to get together for a beer.

Jebus on roller skates. How the hell do the American people walk and chew gum? Assuming Hopey's boys and girls think we're that capable? Are they going to display enough testicular capacity to release unedited the 911 call tapes and police radio tapes? Crowley should sue Gates to within $.30 of his Hah-vud net worth for defamation of character as well as egregious stupidity. Put his little 5'7" 150-pound ass on the stand and rake him over the coals. (Judging from his whining, he suffers from Little Man Syndrome as well as Over-Inflated Entitlement-Due-To-My-Skin's-Melanin-Content Disease.) Let Bill Cosby cross-examine him....
Hopey's remark that the police acted "stupidly" is a clear case of shooting from the lip. The sort of thing the media always claimed Bush was doing.

Certainly seems to have taken the spotlight off hijacking 18% of the economy.....

* - blivet (n) - Ten pounds of pug shit in a leaking five-pound bag

UPDATE - Gracias a' mi amigo grande Greybeard. It appears the sour little man at the heart of GatesGate may be running a bogus charity out of his Hah-vud provided domicile for the last three years. Of course, rules are only for the little people, not Skippy. He learned THAT from Leona Helmsley...