Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Goooood Afternoon N'awlins!

Yes, I am currently at "Camp Swampy" (waitin' for Gen. Halftrack or Lt. Flap ) in Metarie, LA. This is the CP for the federal cleanup efforts of the effects of Katrina. But that's not why I plugged in and posted.

GO HERE NOW. http://michellemalkin.com/archives/004167.htm (Dunno how to do trackbacks, so I'm fakin' it.) The young lady is as bright and erudite as she is attractive - and she uses a Roomba! (Take THAT, technogeeks....) All six of the present sides in the political shuffle (think there aren't 6? THINK!) are struggling with the 800 pound gorilla known as transnational socialism - some embrace it, some abhor it - that has given birth to the Islamofascist terrorist movement. The fact that the Islamic tranzis insist that we become Muslims or die makes the choice pretty much a no-brainer to me...
"But Oldman, Bush LIED!!! There WERE no WMDs in Iraq! He LIED, our troops DIED!!" I hear coming from the thinking-with-the-medulla gallery. Would y'all know binary munitions unless there were fired atcha? But according to the NYT, there weren't any. Well, other than the 3 dozen sarin-filled 155 shells that the Marines found. And the binary shell that fizzled when turned into an IED because the contents hadn't been mixed courtesy of the rifling-imparted spin.... Not to mention the binary components and empty 155 shells captured at the airport (load 'em just prior to firing for that "new deadly gas" smell....).

Bah. Those of us in "fly-over" country know better. After all, there are a LOT more Midwestern American alumni in the services than Ivy League... And as soon as the war is over and it's safe to do so, we'll turn the country back over to professional politicians *spit* JohnKerryHarryReidPelosiClintonandSchumer-the-asshole *spit* and go about the important business of raising a functional family *cough*Kennedy*cough* unlike the coasts....

But that's just MY opinion. Your mileage will probably vary....

Anybody else notice the Jets lost the first and last MNF games by the same score? Just askin'...

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